SO this morning while driving into work - I almost caused a huge crash on the road --
so what had happen was
I was driving in my car
on the road
minding my own business
and here comes this massively over-sized truck riding on the right hand lane next to me
and as you know
every truck
has its truck driver
Well..
This truck driver
struck by my Beauty (apparently)
kept speeding rushing up from his lane to try and get a better glimpse of me while I was driving
on the left hand side of the road
I pretending at first to be oblivious to the thirsty creature in the right hand lane
up until he needed a little loving scolding
he was not paying attention as much as he should to his own road
he had to slam into brakes to prevent himself from crashing into the bumper of the tiny car that was in front of him...
So my Afternoon Advisement to ALL of you BEAUTIFUL Souls
for when you are thirsty
please do drink
but not while operating heavy machinery
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