Uncut Pregnancy Rumors

So this older woman asked me a moment ago if I was Pregnant...

ummm..

Draw Drop...

Like I do not even look anywhere near pregnant....

So I looked down..
I must of had a frown or my faery pout ..

and she said no no... it is that you were rubbing or scratching your stomach so I thought you were expecting because that is what I use to do when I was pregnant....

I said..
Lady (of course super kind & friendly and with a huge smile on my face - because this little old lady was a fire cracker and had such a wonderful spirit and very very funny actually) ... I just ate and I am super full....

we had a nice little laugh...

but then what got me thinking is the other night walking with my daughter...

no lie we saw like 5-6 pregnant women that evening & my daughter made sure to point every one of them out to me so that I can acknowledge that it is I who will be next....

like seriously...
 what is people's problem??
Like I know it is mother's day and all...
but like for real...

Notice I did not have children back to back to back to back..
Notice that whenever my next kiddos are due...
there is a huge gap between my next batch and my last one kid wonder batch....

that gap should teach you all a little something about me and how quickly I learn certain things...

lol

I am going to start singing the Born again Virgin Chronicles song....

lol

Namaste Beautiful Souls

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