LuStrioUS EnChAnTMeNtS cooKies & caRRoTs

Tonight is ReALLy ALice's night!! I've never seen her happier & GLoWinG!!! Her SmiLe is ConTagiOuS !!

She really is an inspiration to my kind. A true joy to be around. I am in awe of her & love her dearly. All you hear within these castle walls

are laughter & joy. Remember earlier when I wished for dancing. Well Guess What ?!?? Ive been dancing all night LoNG!!!!! Not onLy me... But everybody that is here.

It's just 1 BiG fkn dance party ...

Excuse my language but i did have some of the caterpillars cookies...

 And as it would appear this world is truly a colorful, magical place & the word fkn well it applies so much more coLoR & EnErGy & DePth to its meaning & DeLiVery. It's deliVery always is received with guSto & FoRce & a DriLLiN kinDa AcTioN.. Pleasurable satisfaction...

& it could certainly imply a multitude of things/meanings .. aLL depends on the ForECASsTer of CoUrSe... The word fk certainly does come with A multitude of visuals.. (Doesn't it <<~~~ that's said in my UrSeLa Voice... Which she is here by the way & fkn KnoWs how to DaNce her TeNTAcLeS oFF)

haha OoH LA La ... Fkn caterpillar cookies ..

you know i ATe 3 of those things .. & after the 3rd there was A "POoF," just like that Mr. CATerPiLLaR fkn disappeared .... cLoUd of FKn SmOke ..

Which remindS me of the CoOCoHS (Not that I think of CaterPiLLaR as a CoOcOH) ... But anywayZ his smoke LaNdeD me DeAd SmAcK in front of PLuCky .. & which ToTALLy BLeW me AwAy (cause waSnT PLuCkY EaTeN?) I don't know but as it turns out they didn't EaT PLuCkY .. Either that or I SEE dead ChiCkenS.

Well anyway... After huGginG PLuCkY & catching up on some good old times I ran into BuGs who oFFerEd me oNe oF HiS SpeCiaLLy baKeD CaRroTs..

& at first I was like "woahh slow down there BuGs I just ate 3 coOkies of CaterPiLLarS & I just may have had a conversation with a DeAd ChicKen, whatS up With your SpeCiaL PiNk LoOkiNg CaRrot Doc?"

Of course Doc was PurSuaSiVe after all he is BuGs BuNNy .. & he SoLd it to me by saying, "oh kiNda ADdeD FOoD CoLoRinG thEre .. PoRkY LoVeS PiNk...

You know, SomeTimes me Conscience kinDA bothers me... But Not this time! I run this thing here you'd think I knew something about it. stupid people aren't annoying AFter aLL .. They're my free entertainment. Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out ALiVe!" So just like that I held my hand out & ate the fkn CaRroT, so what if it WaS pinK ... Who ELsE couLd saY they AtE a PiNk CaRroT ?!? Ha!! & just like that as the room began to TwiRL & SpiN BuGs LoOked at me & said "That's All FoLks!" & fkn LeFt me there with a 1/2 eaTeN carroT....

SEEing things I've neVer seeN b4.... TRiPpY!!! I wonder if it's SaFe to miX coOkieS & caRroTs ... ALiCe WheRe are you ?!???

DreAm is ReALLy WonderLaNd !!!!! This EnChAnTed WorLd we live in sure is something... The dance floor SuRe is SpArKLy..

Which reminds ME... TiMe to Fkn DaNcE!!!! AliCe your CeLeBrATioN a SuRPriSe even to YOu!!!

She had to have known we would CeLebraTe Her !!!!! She FeeLs the LoVe !!!! This CaStLe is FiLLeD with LoVe. Amazing !!! Oh yea .. Tink & HooK

are shOppinG piXie DuSt.. You KnOw the KinD that STeeRs shiPs into FoReVerLaNd.. Sounds SeRioUS!! Just saYinG !! ToODLeS ...

gOLdeN GiRL

Giraffe and Zebra

both stopped by Gadgets place telling gadget how this morning when they were gathering corn for the festival,

they saw "him" pass by on the trolley. He even waved back at them as if encouraging the search. Giraffe and zebra would have come sooner but they had to finish plucking the golden corn for the celebration.

Gadget thanked them

for the update & asked several more questions that honestly had nothing to do with "him." So I just didn't see the point in that. But anyways, things are looking fabulous back at the castle. The celebrations are already taken place & it seems to be the most talked about CeleBration here at Enchantments. I guess Alice really does know how to throw a party!!!

She certainly has been the only person to be able to SuRpRiSe me!!! AMaZiNG!!!! Alice is A ShiNinG StAR!!!!

tonight should be her night. Omg i think that's it !!! She did say that today was the day .. Or something like that ... Today is the day !!! It's her day !!! She certainly could use the celebration .. In her honor, why not ?!!? Plus this would help cheer her up ... & keep her mind distracted off of "him." This is perfect !!! I bet Alice doesn't even know this party/celebration is for her ... She truly is a GoLdeN GiRL!! Now what shall I wear ;)) 

UnCut GoLden SecRets .. Alice is UP2 Something ...

There's been much more movement with Alice. I haven't been able to keep up with her. It's as if she is preparing for some feast. I say to her, "Alice, what's going on? Are we having a party of some sort that I am unaware of?" But the bitxh keeps ignoring me...

Like wtf .. All she does is hum this song, possibly "his" song .. And says something like .. "Today is the day!" Then I ask her, "well do you need me to help you with anything?" And she looks up at me with a look of horror & says "NOo..

You are a candy eater!" Like what in the world does that mean??? & why is Ariel allowed to come over & assist in preparations as well as set up decorations???

Why can't I too be of some assistance?? I mean I know I complained a little about her windowsill craze, but I was understanding. & what is this all about today being the day ... What day ?? Who's day ??!?

What is going on here & why am I not a part of it ??? What does me being a candy eater have anything to do with my ability in helping or with this what seems to be party in the making.

This does not seem fair !!!! I think I will go do my hair ... Alice is back & not speaking much but apparently she is in the midst of preparing for some grandeur spectacle. & if this is the case well then I want my hair to be perfect. I must say the castle is looking quite spiffy and enchanting. Even more so then usual & I am not complaining for whatever Alice is whipping up sure does smell Delicious. What will I wear ??? What time is this occasion taking place ??!? Wait .... Was I even invited ??!? Were there any invitations sent out ?!!?? Who is coming ??? And what are we celebrating???!! The mysteries surrounding this girl could drive anyone MaDd ...

But I am more happy that she is home and back to her unusual self. For there is nothing ordinary about Alice. what is normal anyway??!? For if she behaved normally then it wouldn't be Alice, right ??!? Well off to prepare for this spectacular celebration that I know nothing about.... I just hope and pray there will be music & dancing. I always love those. Till next update Time to prepare to CeLebrate ... A Golden Tale of Secrets ...

Pffft ... Would someone please inform me what is going on here ...

GaDgeTs BaKkk

Ha! So that's it.. Public displays of affection.. Hit or miss .. Chewing gum while twirling hair .. Who thought of this ? Inspector Gadget back on the scene .... I don't even think he knows what this case is really all about ... But he swears he's going to solve this puZzLe.. Alice thinks he's a quack !! I just laugh .. So.. Charlie Brown

stopped by Gadgets place. He said, that when he and Lucy were in the sandbox he saw "him" pass by on a skateboard.

At first he wasn't sure, but then Lucy saw "him" too. & so he rushed right over & left Lucy in the Sandbox

 to deliver the news to Detective Gadget. SwELL job son!!

Why haven't I still seen him? Maybe I should go over to the sandbox and wait around to see if maybe he rides back on his skateboard. "He's not coming back with his skateboard", said Alice..

"Probably on his scOoTer, I always did love that scooter." Apparently there is a lot to this story I do Not know!! Anyways.. That's all I got .. Gr8888 WORK, Inspector!! Gr888 work !!!!!

Uncut train ride chant / rant .. Sleepy willows .. Alice has Dreams

Sleepy crazy morning thus far .. Alice kept tossing and turning last night ..

She kept squealing in her sleep & gasping .. I don't know what that shit was all about .. Sometimes she was smiling

& at other times she seemed so sad .. At first I tried to wake her, but that attempt didn't last too long, especially when I got kneed in the jaw for trying ... New train ride for me this morning .. I haven't rode the J train

in omg I think since jr year in high school or maybe my senior year ... But anyways short short chant .. Just wanted to wish everyone a Marvelous day & to remember that they always have a choice. Namaste

Uncut Train Chant ~ Alice in her Window Glass ..

Ok I am a sleepy bee .. Need something to occupy my mind with .. So why not venture off on some of my exciting adventures ..into my whirlwind of .... Enchantments .. Yes enchantments !!! That's what this is right ??

The name of this InterGalactic Wonderland is in fact .. Named "Enchanting Babble" ... As you can clearly tell by these entries .. I certainly live in a world of "Enchantments" ..... I never do have any idea what I will be discussing at any given time ... I always try to be clear about this point

. .. Now I can't tell you why that holds any importance .. But for some reason I am always compelled to mention this fact, and plus it always adds more depth into what I am writing ... Haha depth with absolutely no direction .. Funny ... I'm beginning to sound a lot more like Alice .. But wait .. Aren't I she.. And isn't she me .. But aren't we .. we ..

Well anyways that's neither here nor there ... Impressive ... That's deep yo!! Plus writing on my phone definitely keeps my hands off of touching absolutely anything on these germ filled train rides ... It's always as if I'm riding a surf board .. Or at least that's how I imagine it to be .. Reminding me that surfing is actually Something that is still on my to do list .. Soon soon .. I will ride that wave ... Or at least attempt to .. Hopefully that day I am the only one in the ocean .. Wtf is soon anyway

. A polite way of avoiding a definitive answer .. A dismissive way of saying .. Not now .. But soon .... Meh! To that word .. So I guess tomorrow .. Surfing it is !! That should be fun .. I could be like a polar bear .. Unless wait .. Who said I had to be here tomorrow ... Riiigggghtttt.... I think I am beginning to understand Alice more and more each day ... Superb .. Reminds me I should ask her .. She's pretty smart you know .. I know what she may appear to be like .. But you don't know her ok ... Alice is definitely back, and I am still super ecstatic to have her home .... but she has certainly been quiet

.. A-little too hush hush for me if you ask me .... Because typically she speaks way more then I do .. But not since her return .... He must of did something to her ... Not anything bad .. At least I don't think so ... She wasn't in any harm or danger ... At least not with him ... And Plus like that time with the awful Queen

She was singing that awful tune for years ... Others didn't quite believe her tales ...

But I knew better ... As well as a few others ... But we finally convinced her to keep hush about all this optical illusionist tales .. Before they put her into that horrid institution ... Lord knows she doesn't belong there .... But what I think she's still trying to do is process all that she has gathered from her time away ... She still hasn't finished telling me all of her stories ... But something tells me that she & he ... There business is still left unfinished ... I did hear her utter under her breath ... Something about soon .. Ha!! There goes that filthy word again ... Pfft.. Soon !!!

I wonder if those were his words .. Or maybe the words belong to Alice ... It's cause she saw him again .. Idk he just has this paralyzing almost haunting affect on her ... She's never the same when she encounters him.... And knowing Alice & how she operates .. Relentless & fearless .. She sure did follow him ... She even left me behind .. That girl sure does have quite the determination .. A feisty little spirit, isn't she ? Lol .. & Always fkn pouting

.. . Cheer uP MatE!! Well anyways from my understanding she finally did get him all to herself ... And that's where the bitxh left off ... . Cause as soon as she began that part of her story .. She's clocked out .. Went straight to her window & began staring ... Trance ... Dance .. Alice is quite .. & staring out that fkn window of hers ...

Leaving me only to ASsuMe.. & anticipate the remainder of her most interesting Encounters ... & it sucks cause I definitely don't like ASsuming ... I Mean check out the first 3 letters of that word ... And if u want to go study the origin of words ... Well it doesn't take a genius to figure out where ASsumptions derived from ... Like hello ... ASs••••S... Damnnn .... That was not nice .. And that was not coming from Alice either ...lol I don't know I just think whatever it is that transpired has left her mind/body/heart feeling perplexed ... Which is understandable, only because I was not with her .. And she is miserable when she leaves me behind ... Miserable .. Even when she's chasing this mystery fellow ....

Well obviously this could be so ... Because who in the world stares out of the window for that long ... She's definitely thinking about me ... Sure she's thinking of him too ... But it's her and I who are connected ... Unless we could have more connections ?!?? Hmmm.. I wonder ... Or maybe it's shock from seeing me again ?!!?? It really wasn't that long she was gone .. I know it felt that way .. But 3rd dimension time .. It wasn't so bad .. She could of been considered like a runaway ... And then found again ... But seriously who stares out their window for that long ... ?!!?? Someone who is perplexed... I'm just trying to give her space ... Let her mind wheel her back into this dimensional hiCcup.. On One of her last "adventures" she came back with horrible nightmares .. These nightmares lasted for quite some time .... And trust me when I say .. There is nothing more CrEepiEr then waking UP to A Screaming Alice floating UPside down from her bedroom ceiling ... And believe me there were more "Eery" instances where I've found her in the oddest of places or positions ...

But again.. That's neither here nor there ... I'm still unsure if by her running into "him" ... If this means something good .. Or something . Umm .. Not so good .. I mean for the most part she seems ok.. What is ok anyway ?!??! But if you ask me I think the ShRoOms still invade her system ... She speaks of masks, bunnies , pixies and orgies ... And I know she must of seen something out of the ordinary, because Alice knows nothing of orgies .. Nothing!!! So the fact that she mentions such things .. Only makes me wonder even more as to what it is that she'd seen, learned and heard while she was "away" ?!!??! Like why do I miss all the good stuff ?!? I mean I know I can't possibly still be asleep .. So why haven't I accompanied her on any of these far out adventures .. I mean we both have had our share of adventures together ... But still .. These other adventures just seem so much CoOLer .. like putting the icing on the cake .. her Cake ... & plus I would like to meet "him" too !!!! Maybe he has a brother ... Well wouldn't that be something !!!! ... He does seem very mysterious and intriguing ..  

& we all know Alice & I love a good chase ... But she still hasn't budged .. She just keeps staring out her window .. ... And I know she is not here .. Cause she is there .. But where is there ?!?? And how come when I look outside the window I do not see this place ?!!?? I don't know .. But I sure is ... Sure is ... growing Curiouser & Curiouser ... Curiouser & curiouser ... By the second ... But it is time for me to hop off this Underground Railroad ... And maybe get to the bottom of this ... Maybe Alice won't be at the window sill StiLL by the time I get home .... Ok well till next time .... Adios !!!!